the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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