he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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