And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
if i died would you start the facebook group?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize