well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Dear god my vagina.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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