I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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