I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Randomize
