So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
