You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
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he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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