Can i not drive my cunt home
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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