This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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