What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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