she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Do plants get herpes?
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