listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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