spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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