i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
my poor anus
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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