just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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