she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
