walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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