just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Can I color on your dick again?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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