everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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