Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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