i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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