"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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