ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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