We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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