hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
40s are totally the cure
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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