Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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