'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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