I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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