Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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