Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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