Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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