Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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