I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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