you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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