stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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