all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
