So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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