remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Did I show you my penis last night?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Never joke about your clitoris.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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