We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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