Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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