it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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