I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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