This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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