I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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