why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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