Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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