i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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