help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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