no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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