Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Just puked most of my soul out..
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