We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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