Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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