i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
FUCK WHALES
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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