it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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