walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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