Who did Billy Mays play for?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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