Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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