My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Randomize
