Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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