This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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